We have such a loving relationship. ♥
Had a very interesting conversation with Jessica Jongers! Haha (Taken with instagram)
-__- I can’t believe I’ve known this guy since fourth grade.
“I still remember it like it was yesterday. Everything just disappeared and there was a long silence. Like a bond was severed completely. In a way that’s how I felt. I suppose it would be rather strange seeing someone that could be this immense and vividly captivating again - especially after this long period of time of no recognition.”
- Jessica Jong: You killed it, yo.
- Elizar Maravilla: :D
- Elizar Maravilla: I kill a lot of things
- Elizar Maravilla: mainly guards in italy
- Jessica Jong: I cannot believe you just said that
- Jessica Jong: I disapprove
I’m reading through some old wall posts and I’m torn between constantly being like “d’awwwwwwww” and laughing my ass off.
“Jessica Jong is single.
I CALL DIBS. Now let’s go check out some hot guys together LOL”
“We must sacrifice you to the sun god so the heat wave will end ^-^”
“Why me?! -__-“
“Because you can only fight hotness with hotness ;D ♥”
“My internet’s hella wigging out…”
“Your internet has a wig!?”
”He’s just jealous of your vagina. That’s all, haha.”
“youre awesome because youre too damn pretty to probably ever make an ugly face and you seem like youve been through a lot for a simple girl and your hugs are amazing and youre real friendly and you always got excited when i told news of me returning(which you couldnt attend, but youre still awesome) and in general a beautiful person”
“Love you fatty!”
“Shut up you meanie and go play with your footlongs! -__-!”
”I basically look up to people like you when I’m feeling down.”
“Your burps are stronger than mine o.o”
“I miss you Jessica… more than you know” Q-Q
“I don’t think chicks should wear white pants with black undies…”
“Only on those rainy days though ;D”
“-____-“
”duuuuuuuuuude….. i just had my monthly curse.”
“ohmygod, ohmygod, I’m having an orgasm!!”
“you lookin kinna cuteeee…. with your new short haircut giirll”
My female friends like to hit on me ♥
“Thanks Ms Big Boobies ♥”
“I thought my boobies didn’t exist?”
“Even though they don’t exist, they’re still big :D”
”We’re going to become epic bottle collectors one day and become rich. Then, we will conquer the recycling industry. THAT IS THE ASIAN WAY. Kk, goodnight.”
“JI DAN CHAO FAN. WO YE YAO!”
- Elizar Maravilla: js
- Jessica Jong: you call everyone a bitch lol
- Elizar Maravilla: yes I do
- Elizar Maravilla: cept you and hillary
- Elizar Maravilla: will never call either of you bitches
- Elizar Maravilla: I reserve that word for people I can live without
- Jessica Jong: I think that was supposed to be sweet
- Jessica Jong: but im unsure
- Me: All the fries look like the other fries.
- Ron: You look like a fry.
- Me: How can you even compare me to a fry?
- Ron: Well, you're skinny, sweet...
- Me: HAHA,wtf.
- Ron: And kind of spicy too.
- Me: Okay... now that's just awkward.
- Ron: Well it's true!
- Me: You don't call people spicy! It's weird!
- Zar: We have to close the door now.
- Me: (sitting outside of the room) Fine, I'm going to go play with myself in the corner. ):
- Zar: What?!
- Me: I'm going to go play games with myself in the corner!
- Zar: Oh... I thought you said you were going to go play with yourself in the shower.
- Elizar Maravilla: GO HIT HIM UP
- Elizar Maravilla: AND HAVE HIS BABY
- Elizar Maravilla: o.o
- Jessica Jong: O.O
- Jessica Jong: why
- Jessica Jong: LOL
- Elizar Maravilla: BECAUSE
- Elizar Maravilla: raise it to be catholic
- Elizar Maravilla: so I can be the godfather :D
- Jessica Jong: wh--
- Jessica Jong: WHAT
- Jessica Jong: LOL
- Jessica Jong: WHY HIS BABY?!
- Elizar Maravilla: I dunno
- Elizar Maravilla: FINE
- Elizar Maravilla: HAVE HILLARY'S BABY
- Elizar Maravilla: and let me be godfather
- Elizar Maravilla: :D
- Jessica Jong: OKAY.
- Elizar Maravilla: ALRIGHT
- Elizar Maravilla: can I be there to watch the making :D
- Jessica Jong: LOL
- Jessica Jong: NO
- Jessica Jong: PRIVATE MATTER.
- Jessica Jong: ]:<
- Elizar Maravilla: NO IF YOU IS SEXING MY BABY TO MAKE A BABY I MUST BE THERE TO WATCH
- Jessica Jong: NO'S.
- Jessica Jong: I REFUSE!
- Elizar Maravilla: THEN FINE I WILL FIND YOU NEW MAN TO SEX
- Elizar Maravilla: AVI
- Jessica Jong: I REFUSE!
- Jessica Jong: I REFUSE!
- Jessica Jong: BESIDES
- Jessica Jong: HILLARY NO IS MAN
- Elizar Maravilla: But hillary's the only girl I'd imagine you'd sex
@a-faint-illusion is a very good listener.
- Ben Rodriguez: haha i know im lame xD
- Jessica Jong: no youre not!
- Jessica Jong: youre ben!
- Ben Rodriguez: haha
- Ben Rodriguez: and you're the lovely jessica jong :3
- Jessica Jong: d'aaaaw
- Jessica Jong: Beeeeen thinks I'm lovely
- Jessica Jong: :P
- Ben Rodriguez: psssssh always :-D
- Jessica Jong: HAHA, suck up. :P
- Ben Rodriguez: haha no
- Ben Rodriguez: youre just lovely so shutup xD
- Jessica Jong: PSHHH, you can't tell Jessica to shut up! :P I talk too much, it just doesn't work
- Ben Rodriguez: and i listen :3
- Jessica Jong: Haha, I was actually thinking about how much listening you did today xD
*facepalm*
- Ryan Tabar: please tell me you at least know what rune essence is
- Ryan Tabar: o.o
- Jessica Jong: Dun remember.
- Ryan Tabar: the plain grey things you mine. even though you werent miner
- Ryan Tabar: a
- Ryan Tabar: miner
- Ryan Tabar: but you are a minor
- Ryan Tabar: ;P
- Ryan Tabar: ahahaha
- Jessica Jong: <facepalm>
- Jessica Jong: oh you're so punny.
- Ryan Tabar: aren't i??
- Ryan Tabar: ahahah
This guy...
- J: Shaaame, I hope you didn't risk running into any little trees or tiny asian girls!
- D: Noooo, but you can say I did "run" "into" tiny asian girls
- D: ;)
- J: "run into"
- J: HMMM
- D: Yeaaah man
- D: And by run into, I mean...
- D: her hand halfway down my jeans
- D: DAAAANG, this song is hella good!
- D: how've you been lately btw?
=.= I am not that chinky.
- Jessica Jong: And my eyes are half open
- Jessica Jong: wee.
- Ryan Tabar: so if your eyes are half open. and normall your eyes are already half open. does that make them a quarter open??
- Ryan Tabar: or fully closed
- Jessica Jong: -__-
- Ryan Tabar: because the other half are more or less closed
- Jessica Jong: I wish to chuck my shoe at you.
- Ryan Tabar: trololololololoplololl
<herroimnickk replied to your post: Random Memory
It’ll pass like a kidney stone. :D.
Nickeh, you’ve always had a way with words. Haha. What eloquence.
Comforting.
- Me: Whatever. Haha! We'll see, I need to exercise before I become super tubby.
- Anthony: Are you serious? Your like HELLA skinny. I could probably carry you with one arm if I had to haha.
- Me: Hahaha, I'm just kidding! But I forreal feel gross and out of shape. It's been so long since I've exercised.
- Anthony: Lol you never know. One day you could like drink a glass of water and then all the dried foods in your body would expand and make you huge and chunky XD
- Me: That'd be amusing, haha. I'd be a scientific wonder!
- Anthony: Its ok. If that happened, I would still talk to you. And hangout with you... somewhat.
- Me: Haha, thaaanks Anthony. That's such a huge comfort.
- Anthony: Oh youuuu knoowww.
- Yeah, he'd still "somewhat hangout with me" if i was chunky. What a pal! -_-"
